What's Up Wid Dat??

So, look.  I had a miserable, long weekend and I'm not quite up to par yet.  Not all maudlin and stuff.  More like, grumblegrumblefuckeveryonegrumble sorta thing.

First, I didn't get a mug this week.  I mean, how could I NOT?  I post 10 comments in 10 minutes!  I don't need to wait the whole week to qualify!  *UPDATE*  Um.  Forget I said this part.  I DID get my mug.  Just a little late.  I am just TWO FUCKING WEEKS AWAY FROM OWNING MY OWN LITTLE MUGOLA!

Second.  I finally had to get an insurance quote yesterday for the cars.  I've been over paying for years now and I just never did the work.  It's my own fault; I knew I could get less expensive insurance; but the quote I got is HALF OF WHAT I PAY NOW!  I should be shot. 

Third.  I'm dropping off my mommy guilt at the landfill today.  The Spawn have spent the last of it and there aren't any reserves.  I'm a little afraid of this decision.  I don't know how long it might be, if ever, that I talk to them again.  They are certainly happy enough to just cut me out of their life.  They've always known I would just be hanging around waiting for them to reappear.  Listen, don't misunderstand me.  I will ALWAYS be there for them.  I'm just saying I'm tired of beating myself up for mistakes made or unmade; and I may not just hang around anymore.

Oh, and finally.  I'm fat.  Like.  Fat.  And it just pisses me off.  I can't do anything about it because it has nothing to do with what or how much or when I eat.  AND IT'S JUST NOT FUCKING FAIR.  So, I'm like, hungry.