Dear Leigh..

Dear Leigh:

Hi. ComicTragedy here.  I know you don't know who I am.  THAT'S obvious.  I NEVER get on the front page or nothing!  And I know you've got it out for me; but, I'm not jealous or anything.  I'll bet you're going to send me a broken mug and then blame it on UPS or whatever.  Just sayin'.

So, listen.  I need to talk to you about this lawsuit I'm going to have to file against you. 

See, we don't have a chat room up in this shit.  I'm having to flash between twitter, PNN and my email to keep up with everything.  And now I've got some kind of carpel tunnel thingy going on and I'm sure I've developed some computer enhanced scoliosis.  And, I'm going blind; but, my lawyer says I'll have trouble proving that part.  Still.

Like, the pages are WAY cool.  All these ladies ranting about whatever shit they want to.  I mean, we're talking about some really sick, sick little minds out here.  And the comments are cool and all.  But, we SO need a chat room; and, it's just fucking expected that you'll fix this need; IMMEDIATELY.

Anyhoo.. 

I just want you to know this isn't personal.  The fact that I NEVER get on the front page has NOTHING to do with this lawsuit. 

I might consider reducing the settlement amount if you .. GET.. A.. CHAT.. ROOM.. UP.. IN.. THIS.. SHIT..

SOON!

Sincerely,

ComicTragedy